Baby Woodster-
Just wanted to let you know that I am doing my best to break daddy in before you arrive! I want to make sure Daddy is ready to provide for all your "needs" which include shopping trips, vacations, material wants, and whatever else may come up. Daddy is very conservative and loves to save for the future - we are proud of him for that but of course we still like to believe daddy is a millionaire who owns Home Depot!
A few weeks ago, mommy went shopping for new clothes - of course they were "needs" and not "wants" (don't worry daddy will explain these words to you many times). Mommy had her wallet stolen last week so had no form of payment - not even the old school checks! So, mommy had daddy's credit card, which is WAY better bc there is no limit! Plus, with the holiday mommy thought she would have a few days before daddy could look up all the charges on line. By then, mommy would be back at work and daddy would hopefully forget to lecture! So, mommy went on a feel pretty while pregnant shopping spree. While checking out at the 4th store she was put to a stop. The card was declined - mommy was appalled! She knew that was possible with her bank card but never with Daddy's (Fyi -- always go to daddy for money or papa cordia they always have it! ). Well, mommy was shocked and called daddy right away. Mommy had to have these new clothes so daddy had to fix this right away! Daddy had NEVER been declined in his life and had no idea what to do or why. To say the least daddy was VERY scared of what mommy had purchased on this card. So, mommy had to teach him how to call and request why it didn't work. Leaving or coming back later wasn't an option! Mommy of course couldn't call and check on this bc daddy is very smart and does not have her name on the card or account. Well, the credit card company thought the card was stolen because it had NEVER had that much activity. So, the credit card company put a hold on the card! Yes, your dad has never gone to 3 stores in a row and made large purchases!!! Well, I have broken him in.....daddy now can take you on large shopping sprees! Oh, as for how the story ended - daddy took the hold off and mommy purchased more clothes! No worries mommy still has the credit card - I think that is because Daddy really loved the pretty dresses mommy bought:) We love daddy very much for working hard and buying us pretty things! He is the "bestest"......